The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns

I can see them now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spotexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeSnacks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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2020 Vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobermanXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What type of salt has the best vision?

Sea salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodka_twinkie
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...

But no one saw this apocalypse coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightmare_523
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision

Because its a non contact sport

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I might lose vision in both my eyes soon

Trying to stay optometristic about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amowdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why does ketchup always have good vision?

Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...

Eye care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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And this is how to get 20/20 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnusualHeart123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Nobody should complain about their vision, next year.

As everyone is seeing in 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyDanceRobot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryssix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?

It’s 2020 for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatch489
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What's The Vision's favorite year?

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed

I will SEE myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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My vision may be bad today

but tomorrow it'll be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldomega
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Happy perfect vision day!

Finally I have reached 2020!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobo311
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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So I cut down a tree using my vision today

It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?

No, but a "good eye might".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seudonim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it's down.

The difference is night and day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saddestclaps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newenergy253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?

A Do-you-think-he-sarus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankaydoodl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?

Rasta far eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Nugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My nephew told me that he's never had vision insurance.

I told him he really should look into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerafoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a bunch of seniors with bad knees and poor vision?

Squeaky squat squad squinting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.

It is 2020, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kttypo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsshankar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I have 2019 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BARH05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What did Al Pacino have done to correct his vision? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordan_00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cain11112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I can cut down trees with just my vision

I saw it with my own eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulberf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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This year’s New Year’s Eve glasses will give you 20/20 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckMyPillow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I hate when people ask me where I'll be in two years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Next year, I’ll expect my vision to improve drastically.

It’ll be 20/20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlvaroBertoni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.

There’s a solution in sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: β€œI don’t have 2020 vision”!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Anyone who wears New Year’s glasses for next year will have 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I’ve been having problems with my vision, so yesterday I went to my optimist.

He said it would get better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thug_Lawyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Thanks to my twenty twenty vision...

I can already see that next year is gonna be twenty twenty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianHusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What hospital ward deals with the most vision care cases?

The ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hardware_Problem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?

A good eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShoutingPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do you call ketchup with 20-20 vision?

Heinz-sight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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The psychic had visions only when he sat up near the register at the diner.

It was counter intuitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Someone asked me what my vision was for next year

I told them I don’t have 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChase-Ball
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I’m going to get an experimental vision correction surgery tomorrow but I’m not so sure it’ll work.

I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quirksey12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?

Foresees a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoyagerCSL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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People keep repeating these 2020 vision bits

It's a year off 2020, r/dadjokes

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Enough of these "I don't have 2020 vision" jokes

I refuse to make a spectacle of myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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The moment you find out you need 20:20 vision to be a pilot...

^#AirPlaneModeAF ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What type of horse has the best vision?

A Sea Horse

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...

Mainly because they could Nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfly21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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At what elevation is your vision the best?

See level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyaleo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I hate when people ask where i see myself in two years, its not like i have 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasicallyYoutube
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Daredevil wasn't in Avengers: Infinity War because he can't work with Vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZachRyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Carrots might improve you vision....

but beer doubles it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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If you have delusional visions of grandeur that involve Asian noodles...

...does that make you a megalomeiniac?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeepcomplex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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An old painter is quickly losing his vision

An old painter is quickly losing his vision, but wants to keep working despite being given many opportunities to retire. His boss wants to give younger painters a chance, but the old painter refuses to quit. One day he is assigned to restore a section of the Great Wall that has detailed ancient Chinese calligraphy painted on it. Because of his vision he ends up painting over much of the details in the art and royally screws up. After his boss finds out, he is given a talking to and is immediately fired.

I guess he just couldn’t see the writing on the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klausklass
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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What does an ice-cream say when it gets its vision back?

Icey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmortalPharaoh7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Regardless of who wins the election today, let's hope that whoever runs in 2020 has the perfect vision this country needs.

Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashinyfeebas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geak78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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My optometrist says I have prophetic vision

I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruxion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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a clerk just asked me if i needed help at a vision care center.

I told her I was just looking. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaygoodfella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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They say his vision was very sharp. (x-post r/totalwar)

http://imgur.com/7IDKZzj

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L_T_Smash487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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20/20 vision

So the other day I was talking with a mother with twin one year olds. She was saying

"Sometimes I wonder if he is even watching the kids?"

I replied "Of course he is, dads have great vision! Our hindsight is 20/20!"

Cue eye roll laugh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtjeepcherokee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TripleDutchy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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