The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
What do you call Russian night vision goggles that don't work?
My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
I noticed my vision was getting blurry...
so I booked an appointment with the optometrist. She told me I needed glasses.
I kind of saw it coming.
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
Why does nobody want 20/20 Vision?
Because nobody wants to see 2020 again
I lost vision on the left side
So now I look everyone right in the eye
Who lost their vision but was still able to see?
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
... Because his parents died
My distance vision is getting worse.
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
now i’m just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didn’t tell us.
Do you have problems with your vision?
You should get it looked at
I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Why does programmers have perfect vision?
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
What type of salt has the best vision?
I might lose vision in both my eyes soon
Trying to stay optometristic about it
Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...
But no one saw this apocalypse coming
Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision
Because its a non contact sport
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
What's The Vision's favorite year?
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
My vision may be bad today
but tomorrow it'll be 2020.
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision