The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
What type of salt has the best vision?
Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...
But no one saw this apocalypse coming
Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision
Because its a non contact sport
I might lose vision in both my eyes soon
Trying to stay optometristic about it
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
And this is how to get 20/20 vision
Nobody should complain about their vision, next year.
As everyone is seeing in 2020.
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?
What's The Vision's favorite year?
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
My vision may be bad today
but tomorrow it'll be 2020.
Happy perfect vision day!
Finally I have reached 2020!
If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might".
I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it's down.
The difference is night and day
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...
What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?
My nephew told me that he's never had vision insurance.
I told him he really should look into it.
What do you call a bunch of seniors with bad knees and poor vision?
Squeaky squat squad squinting
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?
Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
I can cut down trees with just my vision
I saw it with my own eyes!
This year’s New Year’s Eve glasses will give you 20/20 vision
I hate when people ask me where I'll be in two years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.
Next year, I’ll expect my vision to improve drastically.
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: “I don’t have 2020 vision”!
Anyone who wears New Year’s glasses for next year will have 2020 vision
I’ve been having problems with my vision, so yesterday I went to my optimist.
He said it would get better.
Thanks to my twenty twenty vision...
I can already see that next year is gonna be twenty twenty.
What hospital ward deals with the most vision care cases?
What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
What do you call ketchup with 20-20 vision?
The psychic had visions only when he sat up near the register at the diner.
It was counter intuitive.
Someone asked me what my vision was for next year
I told them I don’t have 2020 vision.
I’m going to get an experimental vision correction surgery tomorrow but I’m not so sure it’ll work.
I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see
What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?
Foresees a jolly good fellow.
People keep repeating these 2020 vision bits
It's a year off 2020, r/dadjokes
Enough of these "I don't have 2020 vision" jokes
I refuse to make a spectacle of myself
The moment you find out you need 20:20 vision to be a pilot...
What type of horse has the best vision?
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
At what elevation is your vision the best?
I hate when people ask where i see myself in two years, its not like i have 2020 vision
Daredevil wasn't in Avengers: Infinity War because he can't work with Vision
Carrots might improve you vision....
If you have delusional visions of grandeur that involve Asian noodles...
...does that make you a megalomeiniac?
An old painter is quickly losing his vision
An old painter is quickly losing his vision, but wants to keep working despite being given many opportunities to retire. His boss wants to give younger painters a chance, but the old painter refuses to quit. One day he is assigned to restore a section of the Great Wall that has detailed ancient Chinese calligraphy painted on it. Because of his vision he ends up painting over much of the details in the art and royally screws up. After his boss finds out, he is given a talking to and is immediately fired.
I guess he just couldn’t see the writing on the wall.
Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision.
What does an ice-cream say when it gets its vision back?
Regardless of who wins the election today, let's hope that whoever runs in 2020 has the perfect vision this country needs.
Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.
I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
My optometrist says I have prophetic vision
I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.
a clerk just asked me if i needed help at a vision care center.
I told her I was just looking. :)
They say his vision was very sharp. (x-post r/totalwar)
So the other day I was talking with a mother with twin one year olds. She was saying
"Sometimes I wonder if he is even watching the kids?"
I replied "Of course he is, dads have great vision! Our hindsight is 20/20!"
Cue eye roll laugh...
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
2020 will be the year of perfect vision