The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns

I can see them now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spotexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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What do you call Russian night vision goggles that don't work?

Nyet vision goggles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neuervolyer
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today

Didn't see that one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.

But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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I noticed my vision was getting blurry...

so I booked an appointment with the optometrist. She told me I needed glasses.

I kind of saw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/classyraven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...

He called me eight eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Why does nobody want 20/20 Vision?

Because nobody wants to see 2020 again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemanmou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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I lost vision on the left side

So now I look everyone right in the eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Who lost their vision but was still able to see?

Wanda maximoff

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

... Because his parents died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicks4183
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My distance vision is getting worse.

The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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20/20 vision

now i’m just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didn’t tell us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingnarco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Do you have problems with your vision?

You should get it looked at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziggityzac_06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSlippyKnot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why does programmers have perfect vision?

Because they can C++

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRangez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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2020 Vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobermanXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?

Recessed lighting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why does ketchup always have good vision?

Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?

Past-your-eyes-d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterredmage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What type of salt has the best vision?

Sea salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodka_twinkie
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I might lose vision in both my eyes soon

Trying to stay optometristic about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amowdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...

But no one saw this apocalypse coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightmare_523
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision

Because its a non contact sport

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...

Eye care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?

It’s 2020 for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatch489
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed

I will SEE myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsshankar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What's The Vision's favorite year?

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I have 2019 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BARH05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My vision may be bad today

but tomorrow it'll be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldomega
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cain11112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newenergy253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeSnacks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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Why is vision a joke

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bk19XLift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryssix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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So I cut down a tree using my vision today

It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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