The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
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︎ Mar 21 2017
What do you call Russian night vision goggles that don't work?
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︎ May 26 2021
My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I noticed my vision was getting blurry...
so I booked an appointment with the optometrist. She told me I needed glasses.
I kind of saw it coming.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Why does nobody want 20/20 Vision?
Because nobody wants to see 2020 again
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I lost vision on the left side
So now I look everyone right in the eye
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Who lost their vision but was still able to see?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
... Because his parents died
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My distance vision is getting worse.
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
20/20 vision
now iβm just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didnβt tell us.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Do you have problems with your vision?
You should get it looked at
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why does programmers have perfect vision?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
2020 Vision
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What type of salt has the best vision?
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︎ May 25 2020
I might lose vision in both my eyes soon
Trying to stay optometristic about it
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...
But no one saw this apocalypse coming
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︎ May 05 2020
Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision
Because its a non contact sport
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︎ Apr 25 2020
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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︎ Feb 15 2020
If you donβt think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
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︎ Feb 16 2020
If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Iβm postponing my vision check-up till next year. (Iβm told it will be 2020 by then)
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What's The Vision's favorite year?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I have 2019 vision
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︎ Mar 16 2019
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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︎ Oct 02 2018
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My vision may be bad today
but tomorrow it'll be 2020.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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︎ Jan 07 2019
How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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︎ Apr 01 2016
Why is vision a joke
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︎ Sep 10 2020
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I canβt wait to see them all
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︎ Dec 31 2019
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
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︎ Mar 09 2017
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Iβm going into this year with 2020 vision
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︎ Jan 01 2020
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
Itβs true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
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︎ Jan 02 2020
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