Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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RIP
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, thereβs so much pressure on you all the time.s
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
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Imagine Dragons
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Ho ho ho!
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I overdosed on Viagra once....
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I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
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︎ Sep 08 2020
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
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︎ May 22 2020
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
Theyβd be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
honestly, Imagine.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My son came up to me and said that a bug was flying around his room, my wife said that he just imagined it.
I said that is justaflyable.
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This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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A farmer said to me βI have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?β
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Her: Honey can you pick up some milk
Him:* lifts gallon * done
Her: no from the store
Him: I imagine it weighs the same there too
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Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
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Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, βCan you imagine being that strong?β
So I picked up the leaf and said, βYes.β
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Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
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Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
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︎ May 17 2020
I picked this pun, although it could use a little door imagination.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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Imagine eating a clock
That would be time consuming.
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