Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
I will SEE myself out
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
U only have few hours
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
A Do-you-think-he-sarus!
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
It is 2020, after all.
What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?
Rasta far eye.
What do you call a bunch of seniors with bad knees and poor vision?
Squeaky squat squad squinting
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
A good eye deer.
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: “I don’t have 2020 vision”!
What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?
Foresees a jolly good fellow.
The moment you find out you need 20:20 vision to be a pilot...
^#AirPlaneModeAF ;)
Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision.
I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
a clerk just asked me if i needed help at a vision care center.
I told her I was just looking. :)
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
