Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why is vision a joke

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bk19XLift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed

I will SEE myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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So I cut down a tree using my vision today

It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?

A Do-you-think-he-sarus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven8765
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.

It is 2020, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kttypo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a Jamaican with excellent vision?

Rasta far eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Nugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a bunch of seniors with bad knees and poor vision?

Squeaky squat squad squinting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.

There’s a solution in sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?

A good eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShoutingPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: β€œI don’t have 2020 vision”!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?

Foresees a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoyagerCSL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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The moment you find out you need 20:20 vision to be a pilot...

^#AirPlaneModeAF ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geak78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeSnacks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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a clerk just asked me if i needed help at a vision care center.

I told her I was just looking. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaygoodfella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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