The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns

I can see them now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spotexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2017
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My distance vision is getting worse.

The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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20/20 vision

now i’m just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didn’t tell us.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flyingnarco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

... Because his parents died

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hicks4183
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2020
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Do you have problems with your vision?

You should get it looked at

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ziggityzac_06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSlippyKnot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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Why does programmers have perfect vision?

Because they can C++

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xRangez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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2020 Vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TobermanXD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?

Past-your-eyes-d

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/masterredmage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?

Recessed lighting!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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What type of salt has the best vision?

Sea salt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vodka_twinkie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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Why does ketchup always have good vision?

Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2019
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Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...

But no one saw this apocalypse coming

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knightmare_523
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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I might lose vision in both my eyes soon

Trying to stay optometristic about it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amowdy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision

Because its a non contact sport

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdamWestsButtDouble
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...

Eye care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
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Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?

It’s 2020 for me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sasquatch489
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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What's The Vision's favorite year?

2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2020
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I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed

I will SEE myself out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2019
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So I cut down a tree using my vision today

It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2019
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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My vision may be bad today

but tomorrow it'll be 2020.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goldomega
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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Happy perfect vision day!

Finally I have reached 2020!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobo311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vsshankar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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I have 2019 vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BARH05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2019
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Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?

No, but a "good eye might".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seudonim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2019
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How many dads are going to wear NYE party glasses and say they have 20/20 vision?

All of them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Newenergy253
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/steven8765
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?

A Do-you-think-he-sarus!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it's down.

The difference is night and day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saddestclaps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cain11112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2019
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My nephew told me that he's never had vision insurance.

I told him he really should look into it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xerafoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.

It is 2020, after all.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kttypo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
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Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...

2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frankaydoodl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2019
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I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LifeSnacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2016
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Why is vision a joke

2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bk19XLift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cryssix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2019
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I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BradC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2017
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2020
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I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2018
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