Double Vision Puns

A list of puns related to "Double Vision"

Carrots may improve your eyes

But booze will double your vision

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👤︎ u/kennycrab12
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

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👤︎ u/sierrasport
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly

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👤︎ u/Shipless_Captain
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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Carrots may be good for your eyes...

But whiskey will double your vision.

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👤︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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