I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
Did you hear about the buffalo who gave birth to a child that was attracted to both men and women?
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
I’m both proud and ashamed of this one.
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
I'm not a dog person or a cat person. I'm both.
I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!
Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too
What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
Swinging both ways like a pendulum
My friend: I like both men and women.
Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
But both have same name(almost)
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.
Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!
Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361
I have no idea what to get now...am I supposed to get both?
So if time and space are both relatives...
Why don't they ever come to my birthday parties?
I'm sorry to report that I lost both my feet to diabetes
I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.
Things just went from bad to worse.
And both hurt when they miss
I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family...
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
I met my wife when we were both stabbed by the same knife
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
My wife and I both have COVID. She asks if I'm hungry..
Sorry, I haven't got a taste for anything.
Whats an excuse you can use for both online and non online schools?
Sorry, I was late due to traffic
A few years ago, on my 18th birthday, I lost both of my kidneys...
but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
My male child recently revealed that he's attracted to both men and women
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
If Courtney Love Married Courtney Cox, they would become a Lesbian couple both named Courtney Love-Cox
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
