I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSlippyKnot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsshankar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I hate when people ask me where I'll be in two years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: β€œI don’t have 2020 vision”!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Anyone who wears New Year’s glasses for next year will have 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses

Then I’ll see what happens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yriahm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.

It's the first time they'll see 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I was at a job interview today

And was asked what my vision was for the next year. I told them it was 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freefarts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Today I pulled a dadjoke on a dad....

As I work in a restaurant, a dad and his teenage son came for to go food order. When the dad had to sign the receipt, he asked what’s the total to his son as he could not see properly. His son replied, it’s $80.65 can’t you see? Dad goes, β€œwait till you get to 46” His son being irritated, I asked, Where’s do you see yourself in two years?” Son was speechless, and I told him, β€œ I was checking if you had a 2020 vision” The dad laughed in shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmanish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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My optometrist says I have prophetic vision

I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruxion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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So this was just dropped on me as the ball dropped...

Dad: So where do you plan to be in 4 years? What are your goals?

Me: Well I guess I'll be in my final year of school but I'm not really sure

Dad: Oh really? I don't have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiggyHD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryssix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TripleDutchy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I hate when people ask where i see myself in two years, its not like i have 2020 vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasicallyYoutube
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns

I can see them now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spotexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeSnacks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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I hate when people ask where i see my self in 3 years

How should i know, i don't have 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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I hate when people ask me where i see myself in 1 year

I don’t know I don’t have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alicia-t-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I hate when people ask me....

I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years time.

I don't have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipdapubercorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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