Year 2020 Vision Puns

I can just see it now.

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

Then I’ll see what happens

It's the first time they'll see 2020.

It’s my longest running joke of this year.

And was asked what my vision was for the next year. I told them it was 2020

As I work in a restaurant, a dad and his teenage son came for to go food order. When the dad had to sign the receipt, he asked what’s the total to his son as he could not see properly. His son replied, it’s $80.65 can’t you see? Dad goes, “wait till you get to 46” His son being irritated, I asked, Where’s do you see yourself in two years?” Son was speechless, and I told him, “ I was checking if you had a 2020 vision” The dad laughed in shame.

I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.

Dad: So where do you plan to be in 4 years? What are your goals?

Me: Well I guess I'll be in my final year of school but I'm not really sure

Dad: Oh really? I don't have 2020 vision

I can see it now.

I can see them now

How should i know, i don't have 2020 vision.

I don’t know I don’t have 2020 vision

I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years time.

I don't have 2020 vision!