2020 Puns for this years Holiday cards
So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is “hindsight is 2020”.
I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.
With the pandemic, we all had to fight through 2020.
I should have bought stock in lumber, but hindsight is 2020
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?
Have you heard, the sequel to 2020 has has been postponed?
2022 won’t be arriving for at least a year.
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
When my grandkids ask, "Grandpa, how did you survive in 2020 when there was no toilet paper?"
I'm going to try them, "We had go outside & drag our butts across the lawn. ( Like the dog does on the carpet.)
Up hill!
Both ways!!!"
What was the most popular fabric of 2020?
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
Ahhh, 2020...
I remember it like it was yesterday.
We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
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I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket
I chose Mask It or Casket
Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
I’ve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.
I should’ve seen it coming, but... you know.
Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...
"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.
For everyone glad to be done with 2020...
... just remember next year is 2022.
And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.
Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.
Thankfully, hindsight is now empirically 2020
Hindsight is 2020.
(I've been sitting on this joke for months.)
We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it
The current version has a nasty virus
You thought 2020 was bad?
Wait until it turns ‘21 and can start drinking.
If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
2020 now has an official song...
“Don’t stand so close to me!” by The Police
Can't believe 2020 is already over.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Did you think 2020’s done with you? Well you’re wrong!
Because next year is 2022
If you think 2020 has been bad,
Remember 2021 will be odd.
What do you call the three inseparable friends in 2020?
What did 2021 say to 2020?
On January 1st 2021, we'll have perfect 2020 hindsight
During breakfast, my dad said, “Let me sum up 2020 in one word.”
2019 and 2020 got into a fight.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they got in a fight and 2021
2020 and 2021 had a fight.
2022 will be as bad as 2020
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020
Because they had a fight and 2021
We fought against 2020 all year
We were utterly defeated by 2020
Because next year is 2020 won.
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