How did Ayn Rand's C1 vertebrae become misaligned?

Atlas Shrugged.

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📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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It's my first time posting here on r/dadjokes. Does this count?

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📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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Successfully dadjoked my brother

My younger brother was so desperate about having an A+ in his English exam that he said that he'd be going to hell if he didn't do so.

He didn't get an A+, which I fully used to my advantage.

"How did the test go, bro?"

Got an A-...

"I guess you're on the headway to hell now."

He never groaned more in his life.

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📅︎ May 20 2016
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I dadjoked my dad and I couldn't be happier!

http://i.imgur.com/i42seC1.jpg

A little background info; the weather in the U.K has disrupted trains and my dad just wanted to know if I'd be getting home alright.

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