How did Ayn Rand's C1 vertebrae become misaligned?

Atlas Shrugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alias-Freude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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It's my first time posting here on r/dadjokes. Does this count?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrcocobeans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Successfully dadjoked my brother

My younger brother was so desperate about having an A+ in his English exam that he said that he'd be going to hell if he didn't do so.

He didn't get an A+, which I fully used to my advantage.

"How did the test go, bro?"

Got an A-...

"I guess you're on the headway to hell now."

He never groaned more in his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mouZw0w
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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Yesterday one of my friends and I went to guitar center

and we found a Schecter C1 with a natural wood finish and spent like an hour playing it, despite being in the middle of a room packed full of exotic guitars. I own a Schecter bass and through playing a few different models I have come to the conclusion that Schecter is the Valve of guitar manufacturers, but I'm not here to wax poetic about Schecters, I can do that on my own time.

Anyway, we went home afterwards and he posted a status on Facebook about it, which included the line

> ...and in a room full of hyperexotics, spent an hour metaphorically jerking off to a Schecter C1.

I replied with

>>metaphorically

and he came back with

>They don't call it a wood finish for nothin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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I dadjoked my dad and I couldn't be happier!

http://i.imgur.com/i42seC1.jpg

A little background info; the weather in the U.K has disrupted trains and my dad just wanted to know if I'd be getting home alright.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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