While you may think your the bomb, it's really just plane stupid.
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
C4 yourself.
"C4 yourself".
You can C4 yourself.
A Corvette C4!
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
He said, "C4 yourself."
And so I was wondering...what if in front of me stand five people, but I can only.. C4?
Middle C, also known as C4
Friend: "I know exactly where the last hit is! Its..."
Me: "Wait whats the stuff in COD you can throw and it blows up?"
Friend: "C4?" Me: "Miss"
He had a hard time committing suicide because he couldn't C4 himself.
http://i.imgur.com/a5IUcC4.jpg
Little bit of context to start out. Had just dadjoked my wife mere seconds earlier about me being nervous to turn on the baby monitor since it is displaying c4 for channel 4 and the relation between explosives, what not etc. (you see where that was going)
Anyways, now that her guard is down (I don't think she was expecting a twofer) I pulled out this weird deli crab salad concoction she had just bought at the store, showed it to her and said with a look of disgust on my face, (she knows I don't like the stuff)
Me: "Seriously though, I just have one question for you."
Her: "I know you don't like the stuff I just got enough for me it was on a good sale!"
Me: "What the crab is this?"
Those precious few milliseconds where her expression transitions from confused to eye roll is my favorite part.
(Yes these jokes were all shamelessly planned)
