C4 yourself what happens next week!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIronskull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Standing up during your flight and shouting, "I'VE GOT C4!!!" is not wise.

While you may think your the bomb, it's really just plane stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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So you know the programming language C...

next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.

I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclipse_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?

C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...

"C4 yourself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?

You can C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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How do you call an exploding Chevrolet Corvette?

A Corvette C4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb

Couldn’t foresee the C4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwonza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."

He said, "C4 yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Some day I was playing around with dynamite.

And so I was wondering...what if in front of me stand five people, but I can only.. C4?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Selenoth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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What's the most dangerous key on a piano?

Middle C, also known as C4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2016
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Dad, that isn't explosive!

Okay son, C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Does this one count? While playing battleship...

Friend: "I know exactly where the last hit is! Its..."

Me: "Wait whats the stuff in COD you can throw and it blows up?"

Friend: "C4?" Me: "Miss"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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"How many explosives can you see?"

"I C4."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasnap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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The blind demolitions expert.

He had a hard time committing suicide because he couldn't C4 himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noncynsickle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2011
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Its getting to be too much

http://i.imgur.com/a5IUcC4.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguyjables
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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Wife bought this deli crab salad and this was my response.

Little bit of context to start out. Had just dadjoked my wife mere seconds earlier about me being nervous to turn on the baby monitor since it is displaying c4 for channel 4 and the relation between explosives, what not etc. (you see where that was going)

Anyways, now that her guard is down (I don't think she was expecting a twofer) I pulled out this weird deli crab salad concoction she had just bought at the store, showed it to her and said with a look of disgust on my face, (she knows I don't like the stuff)

Me: "Seriously though, I just have one question for you."

Her: "I know you don't like the stuff I just got enough for me it was on a good sale!"

Me: "What the crab is this?"

Those precious few milliseconds where her expression transitions from confused to eye roll is my favorite part.

(Yes these jokes were all shamelessly planned)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokyo0709
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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