'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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👤︎ u/JelloPud
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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UA /TP HAV /SK CLR /TB LGT /IC CLR /WV 120010 ; UA /TP PAP /SK SCT /TB MDT /WV 080025 /FL 020 ; UA /TP KIN /SK OVC /TB SVR /WV 240050 /FL 03

These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/DocDerz
📅︎ May 31 2019
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My sister just got back from her honeymoon in FL, and landed straight into a dadjoke.

The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"

No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"

I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.

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👤︎ u/haferflocken
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Explained the cause of the FL sinkholes to my wife this morn.

Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.

groan....

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👤︎ u/JeF4y
📅︎ Nov 11 2014
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A bit late, but I dadjoked my dad for April Fools.

http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL

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👤︎ u/EachPeachRedRum
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Just happened.

Me: On the phone now, just saw you called. Call you back in a few?

Dad: Ok, we are in Fl. Just arrived.

Me: cool

Dad: No, hot

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👤︎ u/sdneidich
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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A great fugitive name found on CBS local news.

Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.

Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."

My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."

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📅︎ Jul 09 2014
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Which jungle cat has the best teeth?

The Fl-ocelot!

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👤︎ u/edwardloveall
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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