These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.
The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"
No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"
I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.
Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.
groan....
http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL
Me: On the phone now, just saw you called. Call you back in a few?
Dad: Ok, we are in Fl. Just arrived.
Me: cool
Dad: No, hot
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
The Fl-ocelot!
