I have a dog named Dixie

Dad: What would you say if Dixie got into a wreck? Would you say "my Dixie wrecked?" Me: My Dixie wrecked?

I had to say it a couple of times before I got it. He nearly died.

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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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👤︎ u/LAXisFUN
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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👤︎ u/Chambadon
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