What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
Where’s the best place to pick up chicks?
At a chicken farm!!!
What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?
I've never had a lentile on my chest before.
Just a guy at the airport trying to pick up chicks
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
If you see a chick changing out the locks or cleaning out the pool at an apartment complex, NEVER give her a joint.
Nobody like high maintenance women.
What did the mother hen say to her chicks when they hatched?
Happy bird-day!
What did the emperor do when he saw a hot chick?
Caesar.
Why couldn't the lumberjack pick up a chick at the bar? youtube.com/watch?v=_XQxF…
Why was the rooster more proud of his chick who became a musician than his other two chicks who became authors?
Because a bird in the band is worth more than two in a book
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
