How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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Waddya mean "royalty-free" stock photo?
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What do you call a soup fit for Vietnamese royalty?

Pho-king good!

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A pancake gets married to royalty

Her husband is Sir Up.

Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg

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What do you call a printer that is of royalty?

A princess.

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I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty

we have a Tutankhamun.

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What member of royalty always gets under your feet?

Foot prince

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One of my neighbors is descended from British royalty.

She lives Tudors down.

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What does royalty use to go from place? to place?

An heir plane.

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What tea do rich people buy?

Property

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My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant

I get my crown next week

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Saw this in a Dad Jokes Group Description on FB.

What kind of tea does one drink with the queen? Royalty.

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Vikings

Are the sixth generation of royalty

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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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Why does the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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I think I've taken this one to a whole new level

Dave is working at his job at the Time Travel Factory when his partner Bob comes back in his own time machine. "Come quick Dave!" he says "I just got back from the Middle Ages and have met a prince!" So Dave climbs into Bob's machine and they head to the Middle Ages.

They arrive at a castle and immediately meet the prince Bob was talking about. "Your Majesty" says Bob "Allow me to introduce my friend Dave. He works with me at the Time Traveling factory." As Dave bows, the Prince says "It is an honor to meet you my loyal subject. I am a Prince. My mother and father are Queen and King of this kingdom."

"It is even more of an honor to meet you, Your Highness" says Dave. "I have never met royalty before."

"It is indeed a rare honor for most subjects." said the prince. "Because of a strict guideline of pre-arranged marriage and inbreeding, there are only a small number of us around."

"Er...ok..." said Dave. "So tell me Prince, how vast is your kingdom."

"It is most large" said the Prince. "However my population has been dwindling lately. In recent months, I've had to behead a large number of my subjects. It fulfills my bloodlust and desire for authoritarian control by any means necessary."

Clearly uncomfortable, Dave turns to Bob and quietly says "I hate to say it, but this prince you've found is kind of a bummer."

Bob said to Dave "Well what did you expect, I told you. I have meta prince.

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Every time an angel gets its Wings,

Paul McCartney gets a royalty check

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Told my coworker, a father of 3, about this subreddit.

The conversation started on lunch with discussion of Helena Bonham Carter and how she has royalty in her veins.

Me: As long as she isn't royalty from Wales, it's cool.

Coworker: What's wrong with the Welsh?!

I stare blankly for a moment before opening my mouth to speak.

Coworker: They make really great juice!!

Cue collective groaning from around the conference/lunch room table.

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I got dadjoked by my Spanish class this morning.

So, I teach Spanish at a small liberal arts college in the Carolinas. This morning my basic Spanish class was going over a reading comprehension exercise about a clothing store called "Corona." Corona means 'crown' in English. The ad had all kinds of words dealing with royalty, kings, and so on in it, and I wanted to go over the double meanings. So, to start, I asked them, "ΒΏCΓ³mo se dice 'corona' en inglΓ©s?" To a student, they all answered, "Beer."

I groaned and dismissed them five minutes early so I could laugh without them seeing me.

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Why did the monarchist release an album?

He wanted royalties.

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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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