My dad asked if I wanted to go to North Carolina.

I said not Raleigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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North Carolina Girl Loses Left Arm to Shark Attack...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevetehpirate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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Dad for the win last night.

So my family and I are all gathering around the TV watching the Notre Dame & North Carolina basketball game last night, when out of nowhere my dog starts dry humping the air.

It's absolutely hilarious when he does it, and it all never fails to make everyone laugh hysterically. Take in mind that my dog is neutered so he's super horny but, obviously doesn't really no what he's doing since his baby makers were chopped off. Anyways, my brothers trying to get him to come to him and he's just sitting there looking at him with this his devious little dog face.

Angrily, my brother says,

"He's probably so disobedient because you guys had to go and cut off his balls."

Everyone nodded their heads agreeably, except my dad who mumbles,

"Yeah Matt, that must explain why he never comes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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Got my girlfriend good

My girlfriend and I were eating dinner, and she was talking about her coworkers. She was listing them and she said, "There's George, and two Carolinas. " I immediately replied, "North and South?" She rolled her eyes and groaned while I beamed happily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmeowneyjr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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Gym Music

Driving from NY to North Carolina. Listening to rock and electronic music.

Mom: This is perfect gym music.

Dad: Jim? He likes country better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penischarles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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Just because I'm a childless female doesn't mean I can't dad joke.

Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?

SO immediately disowned me and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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