A list of puns related to "Everglades"
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
Guacodiles
Credit to my dad
An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.
The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.
When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.
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