Vegetable puns are great!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Vegetable Puns Needed
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︎ Mar 23 2019
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I have a really good vegetable pun
Iβd tell you but Iβm worried youβd think itβs too corny
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Bad vegetable puns donβt produce laughter.
Itβs a rotten experience.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
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︎ Feb 02 2018
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.
I just want some peas and quiet.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I can't cook vegetables
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why is picking vegetables a good job?
It comes with a great celery
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
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︎ Feb 04 2021
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
Itβs called War and Peas.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Whatβs Dr Dreβs favourite vegetable?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Whatβs the hardest part about eating vegetables?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do you call a vegetable that makes money?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Which part of the vegetable shouldnβt you eat?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didnβt offer me any
Itβs like he didnβt even carrot all
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︎ Dec 11 2020
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What vegetable lives in your heart?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...
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︎ Dec 28 2020
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
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︎ Apr 26 2020
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did the vegetable never meet his father?
Because he had a dead beet dad.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Iβve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What is Dr. Dreβs favorite vegetable?
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