In search of fresh vegetable puns...
Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
I have a really good vegetable pun
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
Vegetable puns are great!
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
It’s a rotten experience.
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
In the lawn mowing system, weed and crab grass based offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated lawn workers who mow this vicious vegetation are members of an elite squad known as the Special Mowing Unit. These are their stories.
what is the difference between a fruit and a vegetable
Fruits are able to leave the hospital
I've started investing in stocks....first chicken, then beef, now vegetable.
Despite the potential risks I believe one day I'll be a boullionaire.
What is the fastest vegetable?
What's Lady GaGa's favorite vegetable?
(Ra Ra) Roma (ma) tomatoes
What vegetable is almost, but not quite cool?
What do you call a shirt with vegetable on it
I came up with a joke about vegetables
What is a sailer's least favorite vegetable?
What vegetable likes to get in line?
What vegetable is kinda cool, but not really?
What’s a plumbers favourite vegetable?
What do you call an advertisement for vegetables
What is the army's favorite vegetable?
Corn, because of all of its kernels.
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.
What art style do vegetables enjoy?
Two vegetables were driving down the road and their tire blew out…
The driver veggie said to the other veggie, “How are we gonna fix this?”
The passenger veggie said “asparagus.”
What do vegetables get prescribed when they’re diagnosed with ADHD?
Vegetable concentrate.
(Sorry if it’s been done before lol)
Peppers are very religious vegetables
Which vegetable do you stand in line for?
what kind of jokes do vegetables like?
vegetable oil is made from vegetables. olive oil is made from olives.
Which vegetable is your best buddy?
What vegetable is only kind of awesome?
I just lost a bunch of vegetables but I’m trying to stay calm about it.
Which vegetable do they eat lot of in Lebanon?
Son, your mother is a vegetarian. She eats vegetables. I'm a pescatarian. I eat fish. If you see Gandhi, you should run the other way.
How does Lady Gaga eat vegetables?
What do vegetables do if they can't make it to the bathroom?
What did the vegetables say at their party?
Lettuce turnip the beets!
Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables.
I said that’s not nececelery true.
I was just introduced to a new vegetable themed female rapper
Her name is
Nicki Spinaj
I’ll see myself out
No, there is simply no way the two of you can make an amazing meal of out vegetables only!!!
What’s a chicken’s favourite vegetable?
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
What vegetable is sorta cool, but not THAT cool?
What vegetable is kinda cool?
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
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