In search of fresh vegetable puns...
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I have a really good vegetable pun
Iβd tell you but Iβm worried youβd think itβs too corny
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Vegetable puns are great!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Bad vegetable puns donβt produce laughter.
Itβs a rotten experience.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
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︎ Feb 02 2018
In the lawn mowing system, weed and crab grass based offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated lawn workers who mow this vicious vegetation are members of an elite squad known as the Special Mowing Unit. These are their stories.
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︎ Sep 21 2022
what is the difference between a fruit and a vegetable
Fruits are able to leave the hospital
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︎ Sep 11 2022
I've started investing in stocks....first chicken, then beef, now vegetable.
Despite the potential risks I believe one day I'll be a boullionaire.
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︎ Jul 11 2022
What is the fastest vegetable?
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What's Lady GaGa's favorite vegetable?
(Ra Ra) Roma (ma) tomatoes
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︎ Sep 19 2022
What vegetable is almost, but not quite cool?
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︎ Aug 19 2022
What do you call a shirt with vegetable on it
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︎ Sep 02 2022
I came up with a joke about vegetables
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︎ Aug 26 2022
What is a sailer's least favorite vegetable?
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What vegetable likes to get in line?
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What vegetable is kinda cool, but not really?
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Whatβs a plumbers favourite vegetable?
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︎ Jul 04 2022
What do you call an advertisement for vegetables
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︎ Aug 26 2022
What is the army's favorite vegetable?
Corn, because of all of its kernels.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.
Turns out I was on the mothership.
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︎ Mar 14 2022
What art style do vegetables enjoy?
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︎ Aug 09 2022
Two vegetables were driving down the road and their tire blew outβ¦
The driver veggie said to the other veggie, βHow are we gonna fix this?β
The passenger veggie said βasparagus.β
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︎ Jul 31 2022
What do vegetables get prescribed when theyβre diagnosed with ADHD?
Vegetable concentrate.
(Sorry if itβs been done before lol)
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︎ Aug 20 2022
Peppers are very religious vegetables
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︎ Aug 18 2022
Which vegetable do you stand in line for?
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︎ Jun 26 2022
what kind of jokes do vegetables like?
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︎ Jul 08 2022
vegetable oil is made from vegetables. olive oil is made from olives.
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︎ Jun 04 2022
Which vegetable is your best buddy?
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︎ Jul 30 2022
What vegetable is only kind of awesome?
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︎ Apr 10 2022
I just lost a bunch of vegetables but Iβm trying to stay calm about it.
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Which vegetable do they eat lot of in Lebanon?
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︎ Jun 17 2022
Son, your mother is a vegetarian. She eats vegetables. I'm a pescatarian. I eat fish. If you see Gandhi, you should run the other way.
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︎ Jul 16 2022
How does Lady Gaga eat vegetables?
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︎ Jun 27 2022
What do vegetables do if they can't make it to the bathroom?
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︎ Jun 04 2022
What did the vegetables say at their party?
Lettuce turnip the beets!
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︎ Jul 15 2022
Someone told me that itβs impossible to make a pun about vegetables.
I said thatβs not nececelery true.
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︎ Feb 10 2022
I was just introduced to a new vegetable themed female rapper
Her name is
Nicki Spinaj
Iβll see myself out
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︎ Jul 06 2022
No, there is simply no way the two of you can make an amazing meal of out vegetables only!!!
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︎ Jul 10 2022
Whatβs a chickenβs favourite vegetable?
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︎ Jun 16 2022
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What vegetable is sorta cool, but not THAT cool?
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︎ Mar 26 2022
What vegetable is kinda cool?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
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