What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They're very efficient, and not particularly funny.
My wife said, "Isn't it strange how little people change?"
Now I'm thinking, "Do dwarves put on clothes differently to the rest of us. "
How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
My wife shouted, "You need to do more chores around the house!" Groaning, I pleaded, "Can we change the subject?" She smiled and calmly replied...
"Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you."
I hate it when people talk about climate change
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
6ix9ine is good at losing change,
especially dropping dimes.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?
How many classical economists does it take to change the light bulb?
None, because they think the invisible hand already did it.
If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.
My butler won't be amused though.
So with the new iPhone 13’s coming out this year they decided to change the charger name
It’s now called Apple Juice
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity
What is the answer for climate change?
I don’t know but we’re getting warmer
Fat people are always the ones to make change
Because no matter what they always tip the scales
My son tried to change the time..
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.
It was a degree requirement.
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
At a neighborhood party, my wife asked if I wanted to change the baby.
I said, “Not really. I like him the way he is.”
They said everything would change after my vasectomy
I really didn’t notice a vas deferens
I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb
Woah, it's already been changed
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, its going to be a massive change for me.
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
Change my mind
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
(:
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?
Why can't you change a deaf person's mind
They're not gonna hear you out
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
How many Mafiosos does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to shoot the witnesses.
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...
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