How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?
I visited my retired parents the other day. They said they wanted some change in their lives.
I gave them two quarters, three nickels and a penny.
My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel
He has a lot experience working remote
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....
The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.
I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
What do they call baby fish going through the change of life?
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
My movie script went through a big change
I am baffled that the cashier is out of change.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
What's the drug that changes your voice?
If you harm someone who's had a sex change...
...You've committed a transgression.
What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
Even if Autocorrect changes "Fuck" to "Duck"...
...Its still considered fowl language
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
why do children have trouble looking at their parents after a gender change?
Because parents become Trans-parent
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.
Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.
I just think it’s catchy.
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
When we were leaving the maternity ward the baby pooped himself and the wife said to go in and change him.
So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left.
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - that's a hardware problem.
So, my child told me on the phone they'd got a sex change. They could tell I wasn't too bothered...
I had become trans-parent
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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