My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community

She is a vigil-aunty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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If you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community,

That would be called a reservation reservation reservation

Credit to Brian Regan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3pinephrine
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.

You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why are gas powered cars part of the LGBT community?

They have a transmission.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Which vehicle is part of the LGBTQ community?

The bi-cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?

A socially dissed ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurlyHead1002
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KicksandStrings
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A net loss to the community...

https://preview.redd.it/etjneuh87qe61.jpg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43ed23f6164c205e69659f2949861fff21d7c0f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service

because they were goodfellas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why is a snowperson becoming an icon of the LBGTQ+ community?

Because a snow person is fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I'm starting a ridesharing business for underserved rural communities.

I'm going to call it Goober.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchimney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I don’t get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!

I must not have Reddit right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah20250
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I once lived in a tax payer funded gated community.

I was released for good behavior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sal_Mandeni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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r/coronavirus is officially the fastest-growing community on Reddit

It must be viral.

Edit: OMG Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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credit(Indian Hills community)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Someone in a supermarket is eager to join the pun-community
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llondru-es
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Hey everyone, thanks for keeping this community awesome, but due to several reasons, I've decided to stop making dad jokes, here's why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinayjrao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers

https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv

Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.

Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJ76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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A friend just told me about this documentary on burnout in the pagan community...

it's called "The Bleh Witch Project"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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β€œFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”

β€œCOVID19 DAY20

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What’s the best community to find brain washers?

Indoctrination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What type of laws do the LGBT community use?

Bylaws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyFox-RUH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Help Requested from the Reddit Pun community

I am tasked with naming an informational medical podcast about Overactive Bladder. Wanting a fun - pun type name for this. So far the best I’ve come up with is β€œUrine the Know”. TIA Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tysenburg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a baker that’s part of the LGBTQ community?

A Pan-sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morgansenpai226
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I ordered from a community who’s motto is β€œeverything for a smile”

Yet, the delivery guy didn’t seem happy when I payed with a smile and shut the door on him... I wonder what’s wrong...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NienieDreamer
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Found at Indian Hills Community Center
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BennettDc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Indian Hills Community Center - Colorado
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptnMesoAmerica
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"

You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fischerkidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I’ve been asking what the lgbtq community was to my lgbtq friends...

They never give a straight answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedinyobed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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He was the greatest philosopher of the canine community.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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In this time of crisis I believe it is our duty as a community to make a rapid respons team to help the rest of the world!

We will be known as the rapid respuns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/van_-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Good to see members of the lgbt community out and about
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerioFirmus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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An online community promoting men's sexual health called, "testismonials"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muskan92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Lava is the hipster of the geology community

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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The thrilling news left the science community shaken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michilio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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The whole community was shocked when he was arrested

All those unpaid traffic tickets! He was a fine outstanding citizen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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How does the LGBT community bid farewell?

Bi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?

Socially dissed ant

Courtesy of my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sports_are_pain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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