What do sisters do for fun in the convent?

Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why don't convents have trouble retaining seamstresses?

Because that work is habit forming.

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A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?

It's a conundrum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:

Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why are all convents non-profit organizations?

Because nun of them are in it for the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JemTAll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Somebody kidnapped a Sister from our local convent because there was no security.

No fence. Nun taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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How many people live in the average convent?

Nun

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Who do you call if something breaks down at a convent?

Maintain-nuns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digipedia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?

No, but it serves her rite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Udzu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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When you join a convent, do you have to sign a Nun disclosure agreement?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aetweedie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?

It’s all over the news!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention

Laughed more than I thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruimnf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?

I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...

I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwa747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...

..... I was the captain's log

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a butcher convention?

A meat and greet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cssum0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…

It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I went to the dynamite convention yesterday

It was a blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schutwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?

They had a few keynote speakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.

Turns out they're mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDave78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play

I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultraferret107
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.

I told them β€œNein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob0128
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?

Times Square!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell

But they can’t do it without your con scent

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call an E-girl convention?

A SIMPosium!

(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeGreywolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?

They were the wurst people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crasty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why do nuns go to confession?

So they convent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave_Paker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention

The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryruralNE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.

It’s rather too conventional for me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjnfsk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?

He was the Key Note speaker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, β€œWhy are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,

β€œSo you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?

To get a tight seal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KushaKeith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

That has left scientists scratching their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

It has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumzaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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