There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who know binary and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What type of key makes it harder to unlock your front door?

Whiskey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Haaand eeeeeeeeeeeeeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzulik-
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What type of fish tastes great with custard?

A jellyfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a Type-O”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What type of fish only comes out at night?

A starfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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There are only 3 types of people..
  1. People who can count
  2. People who can’t
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Penewine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What type of undies do elephants prefer?

Trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What type of sandwich did the philosopher get

A Philly-osophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemonade_Cherry
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?

A rivet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ro330
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?

A Decap-puccino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abvazir
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What type of poo smells good?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?

Hip Hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What’s the most disgusting type of nut?

The cash-ew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samscostco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What type of insect can't stop vomiting?

A sickada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.

He refers to himself as a conifer

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type

The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAverageSJW
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What type of fruit can’t run away and get married?

A Cantaloupe

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Starting next week, I'm going to dress as a different type of bread every day.

Roll on Monday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.

That's a moray.

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I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:

Levity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrevorMagichair
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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A brand new type of tea!

There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.

It's called hue-midi-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshifi3d
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What type of doctor is always ready to go to the hospital?

An β€œon-col”ogist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jblackhawk7
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What type of music are balloons scared of?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chester_abellera
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type

As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What’s an avocados favorite type of music?

Guac and mole!

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What is the biggest type of bed ?

The sea bed.

(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What is Mario's favorite type of fabric?

Denim, denim, denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?

A Chevy Impaler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What's the heaviest type of tea?

Densi-tea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?

The director's cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExUltra02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?

Sea-Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regiinmontana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What type of primates love to watch slasher movies?

Gore-rillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Turntable
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What type of toilet paper does the math house have?

Multiply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeGuyGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HHHHAAANNNDDDDDD EEEYYYYEEEE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/depressed_popoto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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There are 10 types of people:

Those who know binary and those who don't

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAND EYEEEEEEEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?

A Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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There are 3 types of people in this world:

Those who can count and those who cannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakehoundXE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I live by my blood type

Be positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffeeti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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