Starting next week, I'm going to dress as a different type of bread every day.

Roll on Monday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?

I would just call it naan-existent

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What type of jam you cannot put on bread

Traffic jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propiggymaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I believe in all types of bread...

I'm naan-binary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afulton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What’s a puppy’s favorite type of bread? :)

Puppernickel! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macaronielbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What's a baby's favorite type of bread?

Pumpernipple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReadAndFindOut
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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a type of Italian sweet bread is called Panettone

and if you leave a small horse in the sun, you tan-a-pony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plunged_ewe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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I would tell you my favorite type of bread...

...but that's naan of your business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOddJuan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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Went to dinner at Boston Market last night.

They had two types of corn bread and my mother and I were trying to figure out what the difference between them was.
I looked at her with a grin slowly spreading across my face and said "maybe one is cornier."
I had to go outside for a minute because I was laughing so hard at my own joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolsleeves
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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The Swearing Snake

It was a sunny afternoon in the city, and a 29 foot Amazonian Anaconda slithered into a hipster burger store. The snake slithered up to the counter and looked over the menu to find that everything was gluten free. The anaconda was disappointed, because he always found that the light fluffy bread on each end of his burger was his favorite part of the burger.

The clerk greeted him with a smile. "Hello! My name is Hyun! Can I take your order?" he said.

The anaconda responded with a sentence so foul I cannot type it here. It contained several swear words and many racial slurs against his server, all because the burgers would be served without buns.

Hyun reeled back in disgust. He requested an apology from the snake. Again, the anaconda belted out horrible curses and vulgarities.

Hyun, being the good Christian man that he is, said that he would call upon his good friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism on the snake if he didn't leave. The snake finally slithered out upon hearing this.

About an hour later, the anaconda slithered back in with his owner. They approached the counter.

"Now what seems to be the problem here?" Said the anaconda's owner.

"This snake came in swearing up a storm and causing all kind of trouble all because we don't serve gluten in this restaurant" said Hyun.

"I threatened to call my friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism if he didn't leave."

"Oh" said the anaconda's owner "Sorry about that. My Anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns, Hyun".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unibod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Finally got my old man

We were out for dinner at a shwarma place.

Me: What type of bread is that? Dad: Oh it's naan bread. Me: Okay if it isn't bread what is it?

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