It was a naan-starter.
But I only bred crumbs
You raise me uuuuuup!
Ginger bread.
Seriously, it's second to Naan
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
Aloof of bread
It was a naan starter.
The bartender says we don't serve food here
One day, his dad comes across him eating like this and says, "That do be sourdough"
Gluten tag
It was pretty sourdough
Ciabatta?
Focaccia?
Sourdough?
Actually it's Naan of the above.
I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.
We were playing pool, and I was just about to shoot in the 8 to a pocket for an easy win.
Dad: Oh no... I'm wheat.
Me: Huh?
Dad: I'm rye... I'm sourdough....
Me: ??!
Dad: I'm toast!!
I am a server and was waiting on a father and son. I ask the son if he'd like sourdough, wheat, or rye toast.
>Son: Wheat
>Dad: Really?
>Son: Why, what would you get?
>Dad: Rye
>Son: Rye?!
>Dad: Well, rye not?
Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?
Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.
Me: You know what they call if you buy two?
Wife: No; what?
Me: Demi Moore.
you raise me up!!
It's a naan starter.
