Sourdough Dali.
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On a post about sourdough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alarming_cock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I asked a baker if he’d tell me what I need to make an Indian sourdough bread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Expossible
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I tried to create a new lifeform out of dessicated sourdough

But I only bred crumbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombumblebee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

You raise me uuuuuup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do you call a loaf of sourdough baked by a redhead?

Ginger bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Sourdough bread is probably my favorite bread

Seriously, it's second to Naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michipotz
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.

But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
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I’m not sourdough... imgur.com/gallery/Scvcq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sramzmm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?

Aloof of bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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I was going to make Indian sourdough bread but I was missing one ingredient

It was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says we don't serve food here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A boy loves eating his bread with lemon squirted on top

One day, his dad comes across him eating like this and says, "That do be sourdough"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteProximity
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the German bread say to the other German bread

Gluten tag

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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A baker gave me some sweetbread

It was pretty sourdough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WithinTheKrypt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What kind of bread is served in Heaven?

Ciabatta?

Focaccia?

Sourdough?

Actually it's Naan of the above.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vik-Vinegar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonstermunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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My dad told me this one a while ago...

We were playing pool, and I was just about to shoot in the 8 to a pocket for an easy win.

Dad: Oh no... I'm wheat.

Me: Huh?

Dad: I'm rye... I'm sourdough....

Me: ??!

Dad: I'm toast!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99_Woodcutting
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Choice of Toast

I am a server and was waiting on a father and son. I ask the son if he'd like sourdough, wheat, or rye toast.

>Son: Wheat

>Dad: Really?

>Son: Why, what would you get?

>Dad: Rye

>Son: Rye?!

>Dad: Well, rye not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelithops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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aka Bread Willis-Kutcher

Me, i.e. dad: This bread is delicious. Is it sourdough?

Wife, i.e. wife: Heck if I know. It's just a demi baguette.

Me: You know what they call if you buy two?

Wife: No; what?

Me: Demi Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EEMIV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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What did the sourdough sing to the starter?

you raise me up!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why didn't the Indian baker make sourdough bread?

It's a naan starter.

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