I knead more so my humor can rise.
They're always too crummy
It means you knead them to make dough.
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
Then I’d have a punpernickel.
I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.
Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork
When you yeast expect it.
P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.
He wanted to make sour dough.
What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?
This is sour, doh!
Source: Bread Jokes
Let’s see what you have in the way of bread puns. I saw this beauty on a livestream.
But they had naan.
He always has to prove himself.
To be honest it didn’t qualify as a whole meal.
They Bag-itt
Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.
My favorite part was the rising action.
Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
The wicked witch of the yeast 🧙♀️🥖😎
I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.
There's no knead
That's a bunch of naan cents.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: “Thanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”
Crustopher Colombus
Roll on Monday!
Yeeeeeeeaaast
I guess you could say, bread baguette bread
A few months later, she came back and there was a bun in her oven.
They both want each other’s dough.
Breaderen
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
Tostitoast!
for batter or for wurst
If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. 😂🤣😂🤣
But they had naan
