Someone commented on how good the homemade croutons we were eating tasted...

I replied, "Yes, they certainly stand up to all scroutony!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHippopotamelan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Some gems from my old man...

Any time we'd go to drive somewhere... "And we're off like a herd of turtles!"

"What would you like to eat?" "Food." "What kind of food?" "Edible food."

"If you're American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom? European!"

"I'm thirsty!" "Hello Thursday, My name's Friday. Would you like to go out on Saturday and have a Sunday?"

And then, of course, he convinced me (or maybe I made it up in my little head?) that if I drank enough carrot juice I would be able to see in the dark, haha.

Wish I could remember more... He passed away when I was 8 or so. I'll happily share more if I remember them sometime. Heh, when he told my sister and I that he had cancer he insisted he had probably just swallowed a big crouton. :')

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xingped
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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Why was the Caeser Salad chef forced to go on holidays?

Because he a croutons of leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKaiminator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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I heard about the heavy lifting bread

He can lift croutons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcklauster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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My father at dinner

While my brother was eating his salad, my dad casually stated, "be careful eating so many croutons, or you could catch the croutonic plague."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-el-oh-el-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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