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Durum Puns

A list of puns related to "Durum"

What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

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👤︎ u/nword55
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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An Italian wheat farmer was having a land dispute with another farmer.

Finally the first farmer had enough and said "stop! You are giving me a mygrain"

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?

Durum roll!

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👤︎ u/aitchnyu
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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