Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?

The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.

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👤︎ u/das_bic
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"

She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"

I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"

She laughed so hard she choked on her food.

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👤︎ u/overkill
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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