Bread Puns

A list of puns related to "Bread"

Does anyone have any good bread puns?

I knead more so my humor can rise.

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👤︎ u/Morty_get_in
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I don't usually make bread puns

They're always too crummy

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👤︎ u/fairywithcancer
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Bread puns
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👤︎ u/jessuh_
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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If you make a living from bread puns,

It means you knead them to make dough.

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👤︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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👤︎ u/Doco12399
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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👤︎ u/majoramo0n
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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If I had a nickel for every bread pun out there...

Then I’d have a punpernickel.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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👤︎ u/Camprosic
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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Bread puns
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👤︎ u/reapterterpud
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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👤︎ u/xrmsa
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Bread puns make me crumb
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👤︎ u/Randyotter
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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Bread puns give me life.
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👤︎ u/dud3yeah
📅︎ Jun 20 2017
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Heh bread puns
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👤︎ u/average_redditor12
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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👤︎ u/oczysrebrne1
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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How often do bread puns happen?

When you yeast expect it.

P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
📅︎ Oct 15 2016
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Really easy bread puns.
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👤︎ u/shobayra
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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I hope these bread puns make you loaf out loud imgur.com/gallery/gf0IUXf…
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👤︎ u/blaykk
📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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Bread puns are going to donutting
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👤︎ u/olib_96
📅︎ Nov 02 2013
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Why aren't pretzels counted as bread?

Because they're knot-bread.

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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What did the toaster say to the bread?

You’re gunna be toast!

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👤︎ u/kingofwieners
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
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👤︎ u/That_Guy2847
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Do we have any flat bread?

Naan.

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👤︎ u/Rusane
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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How do German breads greet eachother?

They say Gluten Morgen!

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What did the revolutionary bread tell the other breads?

We have to rise up, my breadren

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👤︎ u/nword55
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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I want to bake all my bread from now on.

You can say is a loaf-ty goal.

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?

Hells bagels

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👤︎ u/imboredwithlyf
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I don’t like bread jokes.

They get stale really fast.

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👤︎ u/TugBoatAugust
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied “papa dumb”

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What does one bread say to another?

"Get a loaf of this guy"

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👤︎ u/TrueJole
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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👤︎ u/the-person-online
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?

Dough!

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread

I think it was stollen

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👤︎ u/sgtjenno
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?

They say "Gluten Morgen!"

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👤︎ u/ggfchl
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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I got a bread joke

But it’s crumby

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...

Bar Naan.

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👤︎ u/Brando3141
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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How hard is it to track down a bread thief?

It's painstaking.

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👤︎ u/microbeerology
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Making stale bread taste better is easy

Piece of toast

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👤︎ u/PulkPush
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

https://preview.redd.it/x7eqsufaq1x51.jpg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fe9d67d655ff805ff8d98bf7b0a79d12d1b7c0

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👤︎ u/Qirim17
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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What did Elsa say when she ate the spoilt bread?

The mold never bothered me anyway.

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👤︎ u/the_vibranium_monk
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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HOLE wheat bread
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👤︎ u/stont753
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Bread pun

I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.

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👤︎ u/SteakBarker
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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Bread

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. 😂🤣😂🤣

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👤︎ u/spinnaker190
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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How do German breads greet each other?

They say - Gluten Morgen!

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the german bread say to the other german bread?

Gluten Tag.

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👤︎ u/danylok178
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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