My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
What type of infection does a work facility have?
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
There are 10 types of engineering students
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
What’s my favourite type of bees?
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
what is the sleepiest personality type?
What type of magazines do cows read?
Did you know Pecans are one of the most positive type of nuts out there...
Else, they’d be called Pecants
What type of music are you into?
What type of car do cats like to drive?
A Catillac.
Yep, pretty ridiculous. 😄
What type of writing is "The Raven?"
I found out today that I perfectly match the profile of the type of person who spoils their ballot paper.
I tick all the right boxes.
What type of flower is the best at math?
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
What type of portal collects things?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
What is the most honest type of pasta?
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
What is the largest type of bar?
a Bus Bar
random thought while being passed by a bus.
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
There's a new type of broom out
Its sweeping the nation and the competition
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
What type of overalls does Mario wear?
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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