Type 1 Diabetes Puns

A list of puns related to "Type 1 Diabetes"

For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Lady gaga has type 1 diabetes

When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."

a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"

My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jun 12 2014
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(Genuine) My dad has been Diabetic (type 1) since he was 19

When he tells people he always says he's "diabolic" before correcting himself. 15 years at least he's been saying it and it never gets old.

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👤︎ u/dlittlefair1
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Something I thought of to teach people a distinction in health. Is this a dad joke?

Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:

Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus

Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus

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👤︎ u/K3TtLek0Rn
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Dunlaped disease

dad gets home from doctors appointment

Me: so how'd it go?

Dad: well, I've got diabetes type 1, and dunlaped disease.

Me: dunlaped disease?

Dad: my belly 'dunlaped' over my belt!

Me: -facepalm-

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👤︎ u/scarecrow180
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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