Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said βI guess the ball is working today!β. His first real joke. Iβm so proud!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I'm tired of typing at my computer.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I really like typing essays
Because I get to go to the space bar often
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Typing the word milk is alright.
Thatβs all I got and I did it in like four different posts.
I regret nothing.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?
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︎ Mar 14 2020
When u say that typing on a phone is difficult but u misspell difficult ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Jul 19 2019
My wife texted me: βWhy are you typing everything in lowercase?β
Me: i stopped giving a shift.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
A spider just crawled into my keyboard as I was typing
It's OK though, I have it under CTRL
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Typing on paper
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Today, I challenged my colleague to a document typing contest.
Now it is his Word against mine.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
I'm a little upset you guys didn't like (and downvoted) my awesome post yesterday. Regardless I'm going to try typing it again.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
I was typing an essay and the words looked really annoyed.
They may be suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.
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︎ Nov 08 2016
I am typing on two keyboards today
It makes it easier to stereotype
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︎ Sep 09 2015
What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?
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︎ Aug 15 2013
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
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︎ Dec 15 2020
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What type of music are you into?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What type of flower is the best at math?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What type of portal collects things?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What is Good King Wenceslasβs favourite type of pizza?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Whatβs Whitney Houstonβs favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is the most honest type of pasta?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What is the largest type of bar?
a Bus Bar
random thought while being passed by a bus.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
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︎ Oct 23 2020
There's a new type of broom out
Its sweeping the nation and the competition
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?
Because they're nurse assists.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What type of music do windmills like?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What type of bees make milk?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Shopping for a Baby monitor
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Proud dad moment - Dad what type of sandpaper does the dog use?
Woof ones
5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)
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︎ Nov 23 2020
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My dad died when we couldnβt remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to βbe positiveβ, but itβs hard without him.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What type of overalls does Mario wear?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Thereβs a new type of broom out
itβs sweeping the nation.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
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