My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Grandpa died because we couldnβt figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What type of blood do people from Taiwan have?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What's a journalists least favourite blood type?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
The nurse kept insisting my blood was Type-A
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What blood type does a pessimist have?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joyβs blood type?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
An acronym walked into a blood-bank and asked to get his blood-type checked. Nurse said...
No need. You're a Type-o.
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︎ May 05 2020
I think my blood type is Type O
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My doctor told me I had Type-A blood...
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︎ Jan 25 2020
My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting βbe positive, be positive,β
But sometimes, itβs really hard without her.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..
She replied "A+"
the dad in me had to let it out...
"Well I always was top of the class"
I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....
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︎ Jan 17 2020
My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldnβt figure out his blood type
His last words were βbe positiveβ
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︎ Jan 15 2020
My coworker found out her blood type
Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!
Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type βOβ.
I guess we can call it a typo.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
My medical record says I have blood type B
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.
As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why did God create blood types A and B?
Last one he created was a Type-O
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︎ Nov 22 2018
I was always told in school you get your blood type from your parents
Then why did the paper my health teacher gave me have a B- when I know they got A+
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︎ Jun 25 2019
My doctor could tell I was anxious to learn my blood type.
He said, βB-positive.β
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︎ Mar 12 2019
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood. They threw me out and yelled "we don't want your type here!"
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︎ May 11 2017
My dad died when we couldnβt remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to βbe positiveβ, but itβs hard without him.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
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︎ Sep 29 2020
They told me that my blood was type A
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
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︎ Mar 21 2020
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
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︎ Feb 11 2018
My grandpa died because we couldnβt figure out his blood type.
It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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︎ Nov 11 2017
My grandfather died because they thought he had type-A blood
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?
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︎ Sep 01 2018
What blood type does a proofreader have?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What type of blood does an optimist have?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
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︎ Mar 20 2019
The doctors said that my blood was type-A
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︎ Nov 12 2018
A dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we βbe positiveβ, but itβs hard without him.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Told the doctor that I do not know my blood type
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︎ Jun 25 2019
What type of blood does a author have?
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︎ Mar 13 2019
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
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