Types Of Wood Puns

A list of puns related to "Types Of Wood"

What is Lil Jon’s favourite type of wood for bbq?

Mesquite skeet

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👤︎ u/dragontail
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What's the spookiest type of wood?

Bam-boo!

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Whats a pigs favorite type of wood?

Mahogany

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👤︎ u/Heartstop56
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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👤︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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What type of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood

(Shout out to my dad for telling that one at Christmas dinner!)

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👤︎ u/SailingThroughLife
📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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👤︎ u/johnthedudeguy
📅︎ Dec 15 2015
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What’s your favorite type of wood?

Mine is Bollywood

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👤︎ u/nicht-deutsch
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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