Pine Puns

It was a firry.

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

All he got was a pine groan.

The hitman asked: 'what do you want me to do after the job is done?' The mafia boss replied: 'I want you to go bury tree bodies.'

They always drop their needles!!

Because they are sappy

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But I fell and now am in a very sticky situation...

I know this will resin-ate with many of you out there.

He looks down and sees that a full-grown elephant is slowly clambering up the tree. When the elephant finally reaches the branch the squirrel asks, "Why on earth did you climb up into this pine tree?!"

The elephant then says, "I came up here to eat some pears, of course."

The squirrel, completely shocked at the elephant's ignorance, exclaims, "You elephants don't know the first thing about trees! This is a PINE tree, there are no pears here."

The elephant then explains, "Oh, I know, I brought my own."

It starts beige-ing

Because he was guilty of tree-ason.

Because it was knotty

A Pine-apple!

"I don't know, pop, what?"

You go pine nuts!

Whenever my step-mom makes a recipe with pine nuts in it, my dad always says, "Ah yes, pine nuts. From the male pine tree!"

Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.

“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

“Well I brought my own pears.”