Vegetable puns are great!
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
I have a really good vegetable pun
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
It’s a rotten experience.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Why is picking vegetables a good job?
It comes with a great celery
Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
It’s called War and Peas.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
What’s the hardest part about eating vegetables?
What do you call a vegetable that makes money?
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.
Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
It’s like he didn’t even carrot all
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
Why did the vegetable never meet his father?
Because he had a dead beet dad.
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?
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