She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Kimchi
It's called Idaho.
Lettuce know.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny
if you think of any lettuce know
It’s a rotten experience.
as you artichoke.
Queuecumbers
Not necesscelery
A rap scallion.
Jack and the beans talk!!!
What does a humanitarian eat?
Par-snip
Despairagus
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.
The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."
He said, "I already did, but no problem..."
Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.
So if you do, lettuce know.
I hear their clown act is corny.
Collie-flour!
Squash
I just want some peas and quiet.
Not neccescelery.
Radish
I've made peas with that
Lettuce spray
It comes with a great celery
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
Cabbage.
Aroogaboogula.
A dic-tater
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Pro deuce
grosseries!!!
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
The Head of Lettuce.
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Jack and the beans talk!
Jack and the beans talk.
Not necesscelery!
