Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
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Vegetable puns are great!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Vegetable Puns Needed
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︎ Mar 23 2019
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I have a really good vegetable pun
Iβd tell you but Iβm worried youβd think itβs too corny
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Bad vegetable puns donβt produce laughter.
Itβs a rotten experience.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
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︎ Feb 02 2018
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know Iβm getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beerβ¦.
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! β€οΈ
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What was the name of the vegetable that lived in the water?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
We donβt have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...
So if you do, lettuce know.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What type of vegetable wears a tie?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.
I just want some peas and quiet.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What does a pastor use when bugs get into his vegetable garden during the benediction?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I can't cook vegetables
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Cooking
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, βItβs out of this world ... radical!β he exclaimed.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why is picking vegetables a good job?
It comes with a great celery
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How do composers prepare vegetables?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What's a caveman's favorite vegetable?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
what do you call disgusting vegetables?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call the leader of the vegetables?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did the drummer play with vegetables?
He needed some fresh beets . . .
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I started reading this great book about the relationship between military battles and green vegetables.
Itβs called War and Peas.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Whatβs Dr Dreβs favourite vegetable?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What was the name of the vegetable that lived under the sea?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a vegetable that's left of center?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Iβve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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