"Oh Tannin' Bum" digitally colorized.
A rare child free night, a fancy restaurant. Waiter tells us the wine he's pouring has "strong tannins." I turn to my wife and tell her if the wine turns orange it's definitely a knock off...
... because of the fake tannin.
I grin, she groans and drinks more wine.
Why was the grape sunbathing?
No raisin, really.
