What kind of dogs like sun tanning?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, β€œHey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”

I shook her hand. β€œIt’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-squanks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Life’s a beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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The Greatest Infidelity Joke My Grandfather Ever Told Me.

Recently, Joe has been under the slight suspicion that his wife is cheating on him. So, one day he comes home early from work, to his crap-shoot apartment on the eighth floor, and hears her scurrying around when he enters. Almost as if there's another person in the house. When he calls out her name she hollers back that she just ran into the shower. So he investigates the bedroom and encounters a shocking surprise... a pair of hands dangling from the other side of the window sill! Those of a grown man, hanging on for dear life. Infuriated at the sight of the man who's sleeping with his wife, Joe takes the bedside lamp and starts bashing the guy's fingers until he falls eight stories onto the sidewalk. Only he's still alive, writhing and broken. So Joe hauls the refrigerator from the kitchen out the window, sending it down onto the poor sucker, killing him instantly. Now the hysteria of the moment induces a fatal heart attack and Joe himself, dies. So now, as he's up at the pearly gates, St. Peter is telling all the incoming souls that in order to gain access into heaven, they need to provide a solid account of how they died. After hearing Joe's story, St. Peter allows him in. The next man in line says that he was tanning in the sun, drunk, on the roof of his apartment building when he fell off, only to catch hold of a window sill that could have saved his life, until a crazed bastard beat his fingers and threw a refrigerator onto him. St. peter tells him that he's a shoe-in. And when he asks the next guy in line how he ended up deceased, the guy replies, "...So I'm naked in a refrigerator, right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzinassazzin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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a type of Italian sweet bread is called Panettone

and if you leave a small horse in the sun, you tan-a-pony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plunged_ewe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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My dad said this when I got back from the beach.

Dad: "Hey, are you tan from the sun?" Me: "... I guess." Dad: "Well hi! I am Dad from Earth!" He then proceeds to laugh for a solid 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justwatchntv
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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