Immolation due to sunshine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zman4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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sunshine really makes my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Sunshine makes you brighter, where as Moonshine makes you dumber reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I want to find a street called "Sunshine" and walk down it just so I can sing "I'm walkin on Sunshine."!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnicornNYEH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My Uncle Was Worried For His Daughter, Sunshine

He heard about the earthquakes, and that there were likely more on the way, so he gave her a call.

But she didn't answer.

So, instead, He just left this message:

"Hey Sunshine, just calling to check on ya-- see what's shaking. Call me back, love you!"

(Don't feel bad, I groaned too πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurdChronicles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I’m excited for Joker 2.0

I'm Joaquin on Sunshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What does a Chinese chef sing when they're happy?

I'm Woking On Sunshine

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What song do all Vampires hate the most?

β€œYou are my Sunshine”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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[Request] Need a pun about my friend's name 'Desiree'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtcobain94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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My soon-to-be 6year old got me Good

So every night for the past almost 6 years I sing her the Sunshine Song

You know, "you are my Sunshine, my only sunshine."

And after a few years I got tired of it and would start songs from the nightmare before Christmas (because I'm a big elfman nerd) and Part of your world (because I'm completely obsessed with singing out of key chick verses and the little mermaid is dope af) but she would SCREAM anytime I started anything that wasn't the Sunshine song, I love this, so I go on for a couple bars while she's screaming then calm her down and sing the right song. To be fair, she likes the I'm On The Outside by boingo, so I belt that too. Although it's only acceptable in the car.

Now here I want to add that in the description of the event I will place a * where she interrupts me and the words immediately after that * will be her words.

Ok, so she's in bed just now and I said What song do you want me to sing?

Obvs sunshine dude.

So I start with the "look at this stuff, isn't it neat?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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