My mother told me a billion times.....
Don't exaggerate!!
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion
But that's just a ballpark figure
ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
That's one expensive net
Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?
Because no one will ask for directions.
I heard about a man who won a billion dollars.
That’s a bunch of non-cents if you ask me.
Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
I have a one step program to fell like a billion dollars.
Wear Elon's musk
When I heard about the $8 billion arms sale on the news, I was stunned.
How many arms does $8 billion get you? Why do they even want random body parts? And just think about how many fingers that is!
You know, a billion years ago I was a little shellfish. And I still have a little shellfishness in me now.
I just found out that Microsoft had bought Skype for almost 9 billion dollars.
Idiots... they should have just downloaded it.
