My mother told me a billion times.....

Don't exaggerate!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion

But that's just a ballpark figure

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....

....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?

Because no one will ask for directions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodatoyota
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I heard about a man who won a billion dollars.

That’s a bunch of non-cents if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What would you call a billion Russians?

A gigablyat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazst
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obaidraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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IQ 1 Billion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kokobiggun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I have a one step program to fell like a billion dollars.

Wear Elon's musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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When I heard about the $8 billion arms sale on the news, I was stunned.

How many arms does $8 billion get you? Why do they even want random body parts? And just think about how many fingers that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthtoGeoff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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You know, a billion years ago I was a little shellfish. And I still have a little shellfishness in me now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I just found out that Microsoft had bought Skype for almost 9 billion dollars.

Idiots... they should have just downloaded it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Shaquille O'Neal holding a $78 billion bill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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