Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I don’t know, it makes no sense.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
The U.S. needs to stop selling pre-packaged shredded cheese!
Make America Grate Again!
The U.S. Army is full of crybabies
That’s why we also call them the Infantry.
The U. S. Government legally believes in demons.
After all, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty
I saw the headline “Trump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...
What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
From what state in the U.S. most computers come from?
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
Why’s “U” used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because “U” have a lot of potential!
More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state.
I guess you could say it's a Prez dispenser.
In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?
Because it's indivisible.
The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.
Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, “do u mind if I say a word?” she responds, “Not at all, please do.” the man stands up and says “plethora” and sits back down.
“Thanks,” said the woman, “that means a lot.”
I guess it really is cold as F° in the U.S.
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
Which U.S. state is the sluttiest?
The one where everyone goes around saying "I da hoe*"
43 out of the 44 U.S. Presidents actually ran for office.
FDR just rolled in there.
What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?
Jokes all over the U.S.
Preface: I live in Ohio.
Over the years my dad and I have taken lots of trips together or vacations to different states. Well whenever he goes to pay for something with cash, thinking he's real clever, he asks the cashier if they accept Ohio money. Every. Single. Time. The cashier instantly gets super confused and kinda just stares awkwardly. Despite how dumb the joke is I honestly do get a chuckle out of how uncomfortable the cashiers get lol.
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
What U.S state has the smallest soda?
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?
Because it's indivisible.
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