Party in the U.S.A. Puns

Why was the Headless Horseman never invited to business parties?

🎃 Because he couldn’t get a-head in life.

What did the eye say to the other eye?

👀 Eye see you.

Why didn’t the right-handed man ask the other man if he was alright?

👈🏻 The other man was left-handed.

Why is the letter U upset about televison?

📺 Because U isn’t included in it.

How come the letter Y hates asking questions?

❓The response is always, “Y, you ask?”

Why did the horse become a comedian?

🐴 He was very fun-neigh.

Why did Mrs. Banana leave Mr. Banana?

🍌 They had a split.

What do you get when you cross a doctor and a lemon?

🍋 Lemon-aid.

Why do the spices argue a lot?

🧂 Because they’re salty.

Why did the noodle have to go to bed?

🍝 It was pasta-his bed time.

What did Mr. Volcano say to Mrs. Volcano?

🌋 I lava you.

Why do the gardening tools hate Stacy?

🪴 Stacy’s a hoe.

Why are you beautiful?

💕Because “Be you” is in the word itself.

The last one is more heartwarming than funny, but I thought it’d be included.