U.S. state Puns

A list of puns related to "U.S. state"

Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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👤︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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From what state in the U.S. most computers come from?

Dellaware.

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👤︎ u/Danysco
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state.

I guess you could say it's a Prez dispenser.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state. reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Which U.S. state is the sluttiest?

The one where everyone goes around saying "I da hoe*"

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👤︎ u/Scotticustamus
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What U.S state has the smallest soda?

Minnesota

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👤︎ u/_just_my_2_cents
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Me: “Hey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”

Dad: “I don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA ‘bout it”

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👤︎ u/LHolmie
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini soda.

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👤︎ u/Lenins_left_nipple
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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