What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?

Minnesota.

Yeah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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53 states would make us indivisible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekim84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What state in the US speaks Japanese?

Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear about the depressive state of US?

It's a Missouri

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iruny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Q: Which US State loves company?

A: Missouri

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If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible

Since 53 states is a prime number

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Which US state is best for baby rodents?

New Hamster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moralTortilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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At which US state did the great depression start?

Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Which US state does all the horse hair come from?

Maine.

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Which US state did running felines originate from?

Kinetic-cat

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I hear some US states are considering reopening massage parlors. There's no happy ending in this scenario.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chxkh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What US state is round on the sides but tall in the center?

oHIo

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Ah, my favorite US state.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnyComedian
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A state in the US. imgur.com/aej8Imh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2016
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A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.

I think we ought to make Delaware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed β€˜Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beergelden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What US state has the most Christmas spirit?

Idaho-ho-ho!

Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intensenerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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What US State has the best dental hygiene?

Fluoride-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Which state in the US has people saying good morning all the time?

Ohio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YuHaoLevi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Honestly, Missouri has to be in my top 50 most favorite states in the US
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What US state is round at the ends and high in the middle?

Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Dad And His 8-Year-Old Son Are Creating A Pun-Fueled Food Map Of Every US State news.distractify.com/pina…
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Which US state do programmers visit first?

Maine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What US state won't ever have to wear Depends^TM when it gets old?

Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbelianCommuter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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My in-laws brought us a used couch from out of state

They were gonna use a trailer but their hitch set-up didn't have the right electronics for the trailer lights. They ended up just bringing the couch in the bed of a friend's truck. When they arrived I got my father-in-law with, "Too bad the trailer rental didn't work out, but at least you pulled it off without a hitch." He gave me a groan and pity chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paul_Cinnabunyan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Did you know that Arkansas is the only US state mentioned in the bible?

I might be paraphrasing but the passage is "Noah looked out the ark and saw land"

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What's the only US State that's round on both sides, and high in the middle?

Ohio!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_perfect_sonnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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When my dad was quizing me on Geography: Which US state is round on the sides and high in the middle?

OHIO

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