The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What state has the smallest drinks ?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's the most sexist US state?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What's a state where the men don't know anything?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Did you hear about the depressive state of US?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver βpull overβ
βNo!β yelled the woman βitβs a cardiganβ
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
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︎ Oct 15 2020
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Iβm such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I donβt know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just donβt think weβll know what to expect. Like last time, we donβt know Michigan.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
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︎ Nov 06 2020
At which US state did the great depression start?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What State Has The Most Streets?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
The United States Postal Service got jokes
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
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︎ Aug 20 2020
The Three States of Metal Gear.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Which US state does all the horse hair come from?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Due to the state of the pandemic I decided to move to my house boat for a while
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Who married the state of Mississippi?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Which state has the smallest sodas?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
The state of this sub is atrocious!
Why the hell is the mayo on the outside!?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the SpanishβAmerican War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.
Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Which state has the most streets?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Which state has the most streets?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What state has the smallest drinks?
Mini-Soda.
(From my seven-year-old.)
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︎ Mar 31 2020
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