The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”
What state has the smallest drinks ?
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
What's the most sexist US state?
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
What's a state where the men don't know anything?
Did you hear about the depressive state of US?
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
At which US state did the great depression start?
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
What State Has The Most Streets?
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
The United States Postal Service got jokes
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
The Three States of Metal Gear.
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
Which US state does all the horse hair come from?
Due to the state of the pandemic I decided to move to my house boat for a while
Who married the state of Mississippi?
Which state has the smallest sodas?
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
The state of this sub is atrocious!
Why the hell is the mayo on the outside!?
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.
Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Which state has the most streets?
Which state has the most streets?
What state has the smallest drinks?
(From my seven-year-old.)