Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
At which US state did the great depression start?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What State Has The Most Streets?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
The United States Postal Service got jokes
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Which US state does all the horse hair come from?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
The Three States of Metal Gear.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Due to the state of the pandemic I decided to move to my house boat for a while
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︎ Aug 05 2020
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Who married the state of Mississippi?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Which state has the smallest sodas?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What state has the smallest drinks?
Mini-Soda.
(From my seven-year-old.)
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︎ Mar 31 2020
The state of this sub is atrocious!
Why the hell is the mayo on the outside!?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the SpanishβAmerican War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said βKnown to cause cancer in the state of California.β
Good thing Iβm using it in Missouri.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I'm determined to walk with my wife across the second largest state in the USA, even if she wants to walk across the largest.
Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.
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︎ May 28 2020
What state has the most people addicted to writing?
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︎ May 25 2020
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What was the 16th president of the United States told before the dinner party?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Are all the names of the states sexy
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. βState of the Art,β he said, βIt cost me a fortune.β
I said, βAwesome. What type is it?β
He said, β Two thirty.β
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Thereβs nothing thatβs state owned in The UK
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Given the state of the world today , I donβt have Great Expectations for my children.
I got them all the other Dickensβ books though.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Which state has the most streets?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Which state has the most streets?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
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︎ May 09 2020
What was the 16th president of the United States told before a dinner party?
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