What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I think the local nudist colony just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says:

"Clothed Until Further Notice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?

It isn’t hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Original music from a future moon colony should be called "Lunie Tunes"

Cartoons can be "Moonie Toonz"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbedbymyxbox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Astronauts mix cement in space for the first time, paving the way for future space colonies. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghhuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bought an ant online for my ant colony

He's important

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Haunter280
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I recently joined a nudist colony

The first week was the hardest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VissA-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: β€œSee that cow barn over there?”

β€œI didn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingWilliamVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My son's ant colony died and he wanted me to say something at their funeral.

I said restaurants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phariohasdiarrhea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazzler_wbacc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My son asked me while looking at an ant colony, "Dad, does ant matter?"

I answered negatively, "does ant matter".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_paradoxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJiggaMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATypicaLegend
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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My wife refused to join my nudist colony

I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lyeim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My friend asked me whether I’m ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?

I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...

"Clothed for Winter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.

The police are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugh_wasps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Why do protozoan colonies have horribly overcrowded prisons?

They only have one cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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The Greek authorities tried to get the lepers at Spinalonga leper colony to swap their healthy babies for babies with leprosy

but a leper never changes its tots.

(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppleDrops
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shashybaws
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;

"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7891yc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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Why did the Libertarian join the nudist colony?

Their slogan: "Don't thread on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheProgrammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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So I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleDuckjob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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